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Aldi

by Brand Amplification
November 26th, 2018

Under Pressure! Dom dom dom, dom dom dom dom

Now I’m not talking Vanilla Ice, I’m talking Queen and Bowie.

Full throttle, no holds barred pressure.

The fear of god.

The mass panic.

The sweaty palms.

Now I like to class myself as quite a chilled out guy.

And pressure doesn’t usually get to me.

I mean we just undertook a massive project for Busy Bees.

Producing over 60,000 products and arranging three batches of deliveries to over 340 different addresses – easy peasy

We’ve also recently worked on the Virgin First Class lounge in Liverpool Lime Street Station – doddle

And in the past I’ve undertook work that meant three install teams fitting signs across the UK in over 450 stores – no problemo

But…

There’s one thing that sends me into a dithering mess.

Come on…

You have to know what it is…

Yep that’s right, it’s the pressure cooker that is, shopping in Aldi on a Saturday afternoon.

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

As if the intense mind bend of walking around a packed Aldi wasn’t bad enough.

I mean who in their right mind would stack thermal socks next to biscuits and drills next to toilet rolls?

But that’s not the main thing.

THE TILLS!!!

THE PRESSURE!!!

I mean these staff must be ninjas!

Firing down tins of sweetcorn faster than a speeding bullet.

I can hardly move my hands fast enough to get them back into the trolley.

I even picked up an injury last week.

Bashed my finger against the trolley with a 2kg bag of spuds.

OUCH!

And then the instant sigh of relief.

The last beep.

The trolley is full.

But it’s not just me, I can see the panic on other peoples faces too.

Most of whom are men to be honest.

It’s like a brotherhood.

I feel like giving the man next to me a man hug, but didn’t think that was appropriate ☺

AND THEN RELAX!

I actually leave the store feeling like I deserve a medal.

So, what sends you into a panic?

Is it buying print?

Is it the stress of trying to find the correct product for your business?

Is it the hassle of not knowing what materials will be suitable?

THIS IS WHAT WE DO.

We take the stress and hassle out of buying print.

We GUARANTEE that we can print onto ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING!

We GUARANTEE that you will have an EPIC customer experience!

We GUARANTEE to increase your brand awareness!

Or wait for it…

YOUR MONEY BACK.

Right, I’m off to do some meditating.

Got another visit to do Saturday and need to be in a Zen like state before I set foot in the place again!

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